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Return to DiscussionsMy "career" in masturbation has evolved since those early evenings of 1970 when I was but 14 years old. I would jerk during shows like Bewitched, I dream of Jeannie, Mary Tyler Moore (Dick Van Dyke repeats) and Love American style. By my Army years I would calculate the curves and shape of a particular lady I might know or merely know of . . . By my married years it was usually a very risque fantasy of a wife of a friend, wife of a boss . . . or my wife with my boss ;-) or similar. Now . . . I'm 3/4 done . . . and I love being out in a secluded portion of nature . . . stripping down my shorts, tossing my shirt off . . .and rock hard . . . masturbating to the earth! Feeling my balls bounce against my right hand as I stroke the shaft . . . I usually figure on these occasions, "if I get caught . . . I get caught" and deal with it accordingly. Thus far . . . haven't been caught . .. that I know of. Perhaps spied upon butt? What we don't know won't hurt us none huh? But I am amused at the male mind (namely, mine) and what one finds arrousing with which to masturbate to.
To be naked is natural, a guys cock getting hard is also natural as is masturbating/wanking/pulling/tossing or one of the many many other terms used around the world for taking your cock in hand and stimulating it to the point of no return where you shoot your thick white man juice.
I dare to say that all guys have masturbated at some stage in their life and enjoyed it and many like me continued the pleasure throughout life and still enjoy it regardless of what other sexual pleasures we share with others either in the past, still do now or will in the future we will still take the opportunity to take hard cock in hand and enjoy the pleasure.
Just remember guys don't leave the result of your wanking on the floor, can make the floor slippery and sticky lol, find a whole or a body to shoot it onto.
Gotta go, off to have a wank
"Compulsive nude masturbator" seems to describe me, too. If I'm alone and naked, I usually end up masturbating at some point, especially if I'm online. Sometimes just casually edging while surfing the Web or chatting, other times a full-out wank session until I cum. It does feel like a natural part of being a naked male.
If it were an olympic event, I could bring home the gold for my country.
How would they judge who won. Would it be the fastest (the one to cum first) or would it be the one who could hold back the longest (the one most likely to satisfy his partner) or would it be the one with the biggest load. Maybe it could be on a scoring system like figure skating or gymnastics - marks for style, intensity, qualety of performance...